Upcoming horor movies:
Internal ki pyas
Badla bunking ka
External bana shaitan
Wo akhri paper
Tadapta engineer
Khuni result
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Padh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir 1 din subko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya to,
phir nursery se hi to padhna hai.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher :qayamat k din zamin phat jaye gi asman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz
hr cheez fana ho jy gi.
Sardar: sir to kia us din school ki chutti hogi.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola:
madam me aapko kaisa lagta hu?
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message