Q: Y do couples hold handz during their wedding?
A: Its a formality just like 2 boxers shaking their hands b4 da fight beginz!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Husband askz, do u knw da meaning of wife.
it meanz... wid out - informtion - fighting - every time!
Wife on hearng dis sayz, it could also mean - wid idiot forever!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

When a newly married man looks happy,
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message