Eating roaches

Living in a house infested with roaches

Your crush making fun of your pimple

Your crush making fun of your very visible birth mark

Getting run over by a tractor trailer truck going 50 mph

Getting run over by a train going 60 mph

Eating a glass full of raw eggs

Eating a year-old banana

Kissing a baboon that just cleaned itself

Licking a janitor's plunger

Eating at the dump

Eating in the sewer

looking like a pig for the rest of your life

smelling like a pig for the rest of your life

Being Freezing and having a Cold Drink

Being hot and having a warm drink

Eating 5 maggots for $10

Eating a dozen roaches for $100

Waiting ages for a phone call you dread

Waiting ages for a phone call you really want