Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. (Quote by - Irwin Corey)

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. (Quote by - St. Jerome)

Marriage is a mistake every man should make. (Quote by - George Jessel)

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Quote by - Rita Rudner)

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within the year. (Quote by - Bette Davis)

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent. (Quote by - Socrates)

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. (Quote by - Heinrich Heine)

Marriage is an Athenic weaving together of families, of two souls with their individual fates and destinies, of time and eternity - everyday life married to the timeless mysteries of the soul. (Quote by - Thomas More)

In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin - consideration for their feelings. As it usually turns out this is an enormous, unthinkable inflation few men will remit, or if they will, only with a sense of being overcharged. (Quote by - Elizabeth Hardwick)

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. (Quote by - Charles Caleb Colton)

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)

He's the one guy I can credit for making me think about marriage in a whole new light, because every guy I've had in my life has either lied or cheated me financially or business-wise, or taken advantaged of me. (Quote by - Christina Aguilera)

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. (Quote by - Benjamin Disraeli)

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. (Quote by - Peter De Vries)

Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. (Quote by - Jackie Gleason)

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. (Quote by - Noel Coward)

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. (Quote by - Gene Perret)

A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor. (Quote by - Paul-Jean Toulet)

My motto is if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else, so Jason and our marriage come first. (Quote by - Angie Harmon)

Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. (Quote by - Beverley Nichols)

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about. (Quote by - Katharine Hepburn)

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. (Quote by - Katherine Hepburn)

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. (Quote by - Jean Rostand)