I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. - Josh Billings
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I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. - G. K. Chesterton
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I remember my father telling me the story of the preacher delivering an exhortation to his flock, and as he reached the climax of his exhortation, a man in the front row got up and said, 'O Lord, use me. Use me, O Lord - in an advisory capacity!' - Adlai Stevenson
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I shall tell you a great secret my friend. Do not wait for the last judgement, it takes place every day.
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I trust that whoever leads the Conservative Party actually pays regard to my advice on how we should conduct ourselves and I personally will obviously support whoever eventually wins. Kenneth Clarke
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I was called by my sovereign and by the voice of the peopletoassist the State when othershad abdicated the service of it.That being so, no one can be surprisedthat I will go on no longer, since my advice is not taken. Being responsible, I will directöand will be responsible for nothing that I do not direct. - Pitt, William
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Idiots can sometimes give good advice. - Spanish Proverb
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If advice will not improve
him, neither will the rod. - Greek Proverb
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If advice will not improve him, neither will the rod. - Greek Proverb
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If better were within, better would come out. - Thomas Fuller
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If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers talking about writing or themselves. - Hellman, Lillian Florence
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If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes hold your head high look it squarely in the eye and say I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me. — Ann Landers
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If I were to give one piece of advice, I would say to never accept anything that you hear or see at face value. As a general rule of thumb, then the more you question, the better. -
Ernest Gaines
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If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. - Marcus Aurelius
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If it's free, it's advice;
if you pay for it, it's counseling;
if you can use either
one, it's a miracle. - Jack Adams
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If one paints someone's portrait, one should not know him if possible. No knowledge. I do not want to know him at all. I want only to see what is there, the outside. The inner follows by itself. It is mirrored in the visible. - Otto Dix
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If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of ten times. - Anselm Feuerbach
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
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If u have a lot of tension & u get a headache, do wat it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin & Keep away from children.
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If you aren't rich, you should always look useful. - Louis-Ferdinand Celine
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If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it. - William A. Orton
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If you really want to give me advice do it on a Saturday afternoon between one and four oclock when youve got 25 seconds to do it between plays. Dont give me advice on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday. — Alex Agase
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If you take the wrong course the President bears the 462 burden of the responsibility quite rightly. The advisers may move onöto new advice. - Kennedy, John
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If you want good advice, consult an old man. - Portuguese Proverb
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If your strength is small,
don't carry heavy burdens.
If your words are worthless,
don't give advice. - Chinese Proverb
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