Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
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How do you get a one-handed idiot out of a tree?
Wave!
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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
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Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
Because it makes you break out!
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Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
He couldn't concentrate!
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Why do cows use the doorbell?
Because their horns don’t work!
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Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
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How many kids with attention deficit disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hey! Do you wanna go play Wii?
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What does a buffalo produce during an earthquake?
Milkshake
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Why was ten afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine and he was next in line.
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