Being told you DEFINITELY have a month to live

Being told you will die in a short, uncertain amount of time

Having a D average and graduating on time

Making straight A's in high school, but graduating late because you forgot to take a required class

Having a headache

Having a stomach ache

Losing your wedding ring and buying a new one to replace it, secretly

Losing your wedding ring and lying to your spouse about it's whereabouts

Keeping a friend because of a lie

Losing a friend because of the truth

having a big butt

having a big nose

Wearing pants so loose they keep falling down and showing your butt crack

Wearing pants so tight that when you sit down they rip in the back

Listening to a song you hate and having to listen to it all your life

Watching a movie that you hate and having to watch it all your life

Drinking bitter cocoa and then later finding out it's melted poop

Drinking really really sour lemonade and then finding out its urine

Ripping your fingernails off 1 by 1

Ripping your toenails off 1 by 1