Being poked every time you inhale

Being slapped every time you cough

Being run over by a steam roller

Being trampled by a rhino

Being stranded in the desert without any water

Going skinny dipping in below freezing water

Painting your house too bright and not being able to take it off

Painting your house too dark and not being able to take it off

Losing all of your money at a casino

Losing all of your money the day before you were going to go a casino

Having to eat a bag of potting soil

Having to eat a frog sandwich

Your parents being divorced

Your parents fighting all the time

Drinking a cup of infected blood

Eating chards of broken glass

drinking a bottle of cologne

Eating a stick of deoderant

Crying babies

Grouchy old people