Having a good idea and never being able to use it.
Having a good idea stolen from you.
Never having any good ideas.
Licking 500 payphones.
Licking a toilet rim at a gas station.
Eaten by your family member.
You eating the family member.
Having a bird fall out of the sky and hit you on the head
Ironing your shirt while still in it
Being clean and having dirty clothes
Being dirty and having clean clothes
Discovering we are alone in the universe
Discovering we are not alone
Farting in a public bathroom that amplfiles the sound.
Farting in a public bathroom that amplflies the smell.
Having the guy you like making a really funny joke and you peeing all over the place because it was so funny
Sitting next to your crush and farting in complete silence
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and realizing there is no milk.
Having four fingers on each hand
Having only one eyebrow for the rest of your life