My best friend digs my crush

My crush digs my best friend

Changing a baby's diaper

Changing my grandpa's diaper

Losing a fingernail

Losing a tooth

Hairy backs on men

Hairy legs on women

Dumped for my best friend

Dumped for my worse enemy

Running out of both

Running out of gas

Running out of money

A lie that draws a smile

A truth that draws a tear

Leaving the toilet seat up

Not filling the ice cube tray

Calling my parents for a ride

Taking a bus

Eating a worm

Swallowing a goldfish