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A man walked into
A man walked into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man at the counter, the stranger asks, ''Is there a criminal attorney in town?''

To which the man behind the counter immediately quipped, ''Yes, but we can't prove it yet!''


12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.



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