Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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You can see the results below:
- A bad habit won 53.29% of the times
- Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust won 47.61% of the times
