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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.

"And what day will that be?" the clerk asked.

Glumly he replied, "Yesterday".

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A Bee at a Bar Mitzvah won 50.31% of the times

Baseball heaven won 48.72% of the times