Vote For Your Favorite Joke
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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
Animals go to Heaven
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?'
The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates.
The next day God saw the cat and asked him 'How do you like it up here so far?' and the cat replied 'Great, I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!'
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A Big Glass of Water won 48.88% of the times
- A Bee at a Bar Mitzvah won 50.27% of the times
