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A wife was berating her husband...
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me."The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."

A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.



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