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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
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- A Big Glass of Water won 49.14% of the times
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.13% of the times
