Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A Big Glass of Water won 49.34% of the times
- Brave Old Firemen won 48.44% of the times
