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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

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• A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife... won 51.00% of the times
• Mothers.... won 48.44% of the times