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12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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You can see the results below:
- A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 51.11% of the times
- A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel... won 49.52% of the times
