Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
A man was leaving church one day...
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake hands with members of the congregation. He grasped the man by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him,"You need to join the Army of the Lord!"The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"He whispered back, "Shhhhhhhhh. I'm in the secret service."
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You can see the results below:
- A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 51.13% of the times
- A horrible curse won 49.10% of the times
