Vote For Your Favorite Joke
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Boating Trip
A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard.
"I always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home.
"I like to hear you say that," beamed the mother. "Always remember that God is in his heaven watching over us."
"Oh, I wasn't talking about that God," the five year old interrupted.
"I was talking about the COAST God."
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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You can see the results below:
- A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 51.11% of the times
- A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 51.23% of the times
