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A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."

"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

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• A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 50.40% of the times
• A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 51.35% of the times