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A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

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• A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 51.08% of the times
• A real dilemma won 46.88% of the times