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Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

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• A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 50.43% of the times
• Give a man a fish won 51.62% of the times