Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Bambi
You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!
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You can see the results below:
- A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 50.49% of the times
- I tried to be a tailor... won 50.72% of the times
