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A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.

Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."

"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

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• A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 51.01% of the times
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