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An Unusual Vet
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.
Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.
He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way, you get your dog back!"
A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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- A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 51.04% of the times
- Billing won 50.77% of the times