Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A wife was berating her husband...
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me."The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
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You can see the results below:
- A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... won 51.41% of the times
- A test for being drunk won 51.24% of the times
