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I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

A farmer and his girlfriend...
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."

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A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... won 50.60% of the times

After many years of trying to find steady work... won 51.25% of the times

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A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... won 50.60% of the times After many years of trying to find steady work... won 51.25% of the times

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... won 50.60% of the times

After many years of trying to find steady work... won 51.25% of the times