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50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... won 51.64% of the times

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 51.14% of the times

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A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... won 51.64% of the times At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 51.14% of the times

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... won 51.64% of the times

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 51.14% of the times