Dumb.com >> Jokefight
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

A jealous husband hires a private detective...
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get.Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the evidence he needs. They make an appointment for a meeting. The two of them are sitting there watching the videos. The man sees his wife meeting another man, then the two of them are walking in the park laughing. Another series shows her with a different man laughing and dancing. All together, hewatches a dozen or so different activities, each with a different man, each time both she and the man are sharing obvious utter glee."Amazing," said the shocked husband, "simply amazing ! I just can't believe it.""What can't you believe ?" asked the detective, "It's all right there for you to see, plus I have all the times and dates in my log.""I know, I know!" said the man, still in shock, "I just can't believe my wife could be that much fun."

Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.




Latest Joke Fight Results:

  • Real Estate Ads Translated was a winner against If Baby Names Were Chosen Based On Parent’s Profession
  • A customer sent an order to a distributor... was a winner against An Unusual Vet
  • A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel... was a winner against Bad computer viruses
  • A sudden change of mind was a winner against An old occupation
  • A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for... was a winner against A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
  • You Might Be A Redneck If... was a winner against A rabbi, a priest, and a lawyer were all...
  • Always By My Side was a winner against A wife invited some people to dinner. At...
  • An Honest Lawyer was a winner against Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
  • A responsible applicant was a winner against Funny Words of Wisdom
  • Air Heads was a winner against A DIET QUIZ