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I can't decide!
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
A sudden change of mind
My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours always and truly,
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A bus filled with politicians was driving through the... won 50.51% of the times
- At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 50.91% of the times
