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Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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You can see the results below:
- A certain lawyer was won 50.64% of the times
- Silly Puns won 50.10% of the times