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Bang Bang!
Q: What goes, "clip clop, clip clop, bang! bang! bang!
clippity clop, clippity clop?"


A: A drive by shooting in an amish neighborhood!



Can I take his place?
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."



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