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A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

Bank customer service
"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."

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• A couple have not been getting along for years... won 50.00% of the times
• A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... won 51.31% of the times