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A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna finda fake Jeep?"



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  • A couple have not been getting along for years... won 49.93% of the times
  • A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... won 51.75% of the times