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Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."

"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

A political man to a woman...
A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

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A couple have not been getting along for years... won 50.64% of the times

A Short Time to Live won 48.72% of the times

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A couple have not been getting along for years... won 50.64% of the times A Short Time to Live won 48.72% of the times

A couple have not been getting along for years... won 50.64% of the times

A Short Time to Live won 48.72% of the times