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4 Doctors
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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- A couple have not been getting along for years... won 49.93% of the times
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American... won 49.06% of the times
