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Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!

Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?

Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.

Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

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As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... won 49.68% of the times