Vote For Your Favorite Joke

Aussie Tossie
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.

Be Careful When Robbing Lawyers
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The
old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their
money. The gang was very happy to escape.

"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!
We had $100 when we broke in!"

Thank you for your vote!

You can see the results below:

• A customer sent an order to a distributor... won 49.84% of the times
• A Short Time to Live won 49.56% of the times