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A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
A customer sent an order to a distributor...
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voicemail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call,"Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."
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- A customer sent an order to a distributor... won 51.32% of the times
- Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust won 48.03% of the times