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Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

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• A defendant was on trial for murder. The... won 50.67% of the times
• A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... won 47.69% of the times