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3 Types of People
There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.
2. Those who can't.
Ape Reading List
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was
reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of
Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both
those books?"
"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was
my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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You can see the results below:
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... won 51.30% of the times
- A lecture about English won 53.76% of the times
