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A Night at the Asylum
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"

First inmate answers, "Winston Churchill told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!"

An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... won 51.50% of the times

Adults have learned won 53.57% of the times