Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna finda fake Jeep?"
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A Dictionary for Women won 49.23% of the times
- A U.S Army Colonel issues a directive won 50.98% of the times
