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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

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You can see the results below:

• A Dictionary for Women won 48.06% of the times
• An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... won 48.43% of the times