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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Ape Reading List
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was
reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of
Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both
those books?"
"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was
my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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You can see the results below:
- A Dictionary for Women won 50.12% of the times
- Ball Rolling won 49.84% of the times