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Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.

"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 47.83% of the times