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50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.

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You can see the results below:

• A dog for a wife won 50.40% of the times
• A guy in a bar won 50.54% of the times