Dumb.com >> Jokefight >> Vote >> >>
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.

Bad News and Good News
Jill phoned her husband, John, at work for a chat. "I'm sorry dear," said John, "but I'm up to my neck in work today. I don't have time to chat."

Jill replied, "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, dear."

"OK darling," said John, "but as I've got no time right now, just give me the good news."

"Okay," agreed Jill. "Well, the air bag works...bye!"



Thank you for your vote!


You can see the results below:


  • A dog for a wife won 49.68% of the times
  • Bad Couch Trip won 50.13% of the times